pHlaunt.

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(Source: airows)

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a-dog-and-his-best-friend:

too cute… cowboy & pup

Oh dear. That dog DID NOT sign up for this.

(Source: wranglerheaven, via menandtheirdogs)

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howtotalktogirlsatparties:

Yoko Ono released the worst menswear collection of all time because breaking up the fucking Beatles obviously wasn’t enough.

Ohhhh Yoko. I can almost deal with everything offered here, except I don’t know if those are balls or boobs on the hoodie and…well, that’s just off-putting.

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH SHIT IT’S MY JAM!

♫ ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAAAAY IS A BIG BOOTY HO.

ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAAAAY IS A BIG BOOTY HO.

WHEN I DIE, BURY ME INSIDE THAT GUCCI STORE.

WHEN I DIE, BURY ME INSIDE THAT LOUIS STORE.

ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAAAAAY IS A BIG BOOTY HO. ♫

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iwishhepburn-styles:

∞

RIP Connie Wald.

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literarydogs:

A hug that worths more than a thousand words. Edward Albee.

(via menandtheirdogs)

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Best thing on the internet in quite a long, long time.

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My dog always yodels and sings on the way to the beach because he can’t wait to hit the waves. Just like his momma.

My mom’s dog is always blase and hogs the entire back seat.

I love these boys.

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Well. What a truly awful predicament.

(Source: airows)

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

I GOT THE JOB. FIVE YEAR CONTRACT PLUS A COMPANY CAR.

That’s awesome! I broke up with Andy.

WONDERFUL! I HATED ANDY. MAYBE WE CAN FINALLY GET THROUGH A DINNER WITHOUT HIS DELIGHTFUL LITTLE CRITICISMS OF EVERYTHING YOU DO AND SAY.

Right? Ugh. What a fucking toolbelt.

YOU DO KNOW HOW TO PICK THEM. BUT HEY, CONGRATULATIONS TO BOTH OF US, RIGHT? POUND IT OUT.

Way to go, us!

… YEAH, NOT TO PULL AN ANDY BUT THAT’S DEFINITELY A HIGH-FIVE YOU’RE GOING FOR THERE, AND I CAN’T REALLY DO THOSE. BALL IT UP.